Teacher: What is the plural of mouse? Pappu: Mice. Teacher: Good. Now what is the plural of baby? Pappu: Twins.
Pappu: Please get well soon! Bunty: Who are you talking to? I don't see anyone around. Pappu: I am talking to my 'grades'.
Pappu: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Pappu: Do you even know what I said? Girl: Yes. Pappu: What did I say then? Girl: Will you go out with me? Pappu: Sure.
Pappu: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday. Bunty: So what did she ask for? Pappu: She replied that "NOTHING would make me happier than diamonds". Bunty: So you get her diamonds? Pappu: No. I got her 'NOTHING'.
Pappu: My neighbors have a nuclear family. Bunty: They stay separately from their parents and kids? Pappu: No. Their daughter-in-law is a real Nuclear Bomb!